Rogue Wave: The Band, Not a Metaphor For My Last Relationship
by Edward H
October 2, 2007

…but this photo sure is. No, not because it was stormy, but because my girlfriend was the size of an ocean tanker. Like at least 120lbs. Yeah. Gross.
Here you’ll find another post about music. I promise this isn’t a music blog site, although sometimes it may seem like it; What with the pretentiousness, that elitist stench we spray ourselves with (all whilst making girls everywhere feel self-conscious), and well… all the fucking music we put up here. Although I had nothing to do with it, Rogue Wave’s new album “Asleep At Heaven’s Gate” is still a great listen. I highly recommend buying it from the iTunes store, some real record store, or some other third place online. You could always steal it, but only if you’d also steal a car, purse, or some kid from a schoolyard. “Hey, psst, hey… like candy? … Puppies? … Rogue Wave? Cause I’ve got their new album, a new car, some lady’s purse, and a whole bunch of movies from the internet…”
Puppies are cute,
Edward H.
Below: A sample puppy so cute we could line this website (and maybe an area rug in my house?) with its fur, and the Rogue Wave album cover.


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