SkullCandy™ Are Friends of Music, Dead Animals, Me
by Edward H
October 2, 2007

No matter how hard I try to berate and humiliate, I still manage to get product sent to me. Most recently, Brad over at SkullCandy™ sent me some headphones. These little white earbuds that are convenient not only for listening to your music, but for blocking out the sounds of children and the elderly alike. The sound quality of them is conveniently good, although the real benefit I’ve been reaping from them is this: Imagine you’re at the grocery store and some old grey haired so-and-so is asking if you can help with some bags out to the parking lot. You don’t even have to say no and look rude in front of the whole lineup — you can just straight up look away. I do this to homeless people too. There’s only so many times you can pull out lines like “Oh sorry, I only carry 50’s”, and “What? No, man. This change is the only thing separating me from you.” before they stop making you laugh.
On top of the little white earbuds I use in public, they sent me these bad-ass, massive black TI things. They’ve got fur all over, which is convenient because so does my chest. The picture here doesn’t show it — but the ones I have, the ear pieces also are big mounds of black fur… like my chest.
Nice work SkullCandy™,
Edward H.
Filed Under Pretty Awesome, The Sound of Music
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