Me? Drunk? There’s a 92% Chance

by Edward H

October 4, 2007

Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum. It’s delicious, reasonably priced, and conveniently high in alcohol content. This stuff is flavoured with so much goodness that it doesn’t require the time-tested palate for alcohol I have, so even you and your underage friends can enjoy it. Sailor Jerry is 92 Proof — which means when you open a bottle there’s a 92% chance you’re going to get douchebag wasted. It’s the perfect staple for any night of the week, because let’s face it, if you’re not drunk 92% of the time, what are you doing with your life? Baby Jesus only gave you one youth and one liver for a reason, so: put them both to good use and drown in a bottle.

With Rum & Rum,
Edward H.

With Love & Rum. Alcoholics: Anonymously.