Whisky, Women, Wednesday

by Edward H

October 10, 2007

Somewhere in this photo there’s a bottle of 15-Year Glenfiddich Solera Reserve. There’s no prize if you can find it, because if you do find it — you’re looking in the all the wrong places. However, this post is about that very same bottle. The whisky experts have this to say about it…

The richly layered Glenfiddich 15 Year Old single malt Scotch whisky is matured in three types of oak cask: sherry, bourbon and new oak, before being married in our unique, handcrafted Solera vat. The Solera vat is never emptied but is always kept at least half full. Here, flavours are harmoniously married, creating a whisky of character and intense complexity.

I’m sure I have no idea what they’re talking about, but if by Solera vat they mean a giant cup of whisky, mine is also never empty. I tasted the oak after drinking it too, but that was probably because of the bite I took out of my floor after slamming the whole bottle. It’s sort of expensive if you’re the kind of person that takes public transit (post about that coming soon), so this write-up is really just here to sound classy, expensive, and I saw this photo of all these babes and needed an excuse to post it. In fact, I never even had a bottle of the 15-Year Glenfiddich, it was just some cleaning agent mixed with water and orange juice from concentrate… because I take the bus too.

With Character and Intense Complexity,
Edward H.

P.S. Friday, if you’re reading this: I’ll see you soon!

With Love & Rum. Alcoholics: Anonymously.