Songs To Get Drunk With; The Weekends Edition

Posted on November 30, 2007

Ana Beatriz!

It took forever, but my dear friend Friday is here. It’s been a long week of sitting around masturbating to pregnant women while pretending to be busy at work. Sure I don’t actually have a job, and yeah maybe what I consider work is sitting at home in sweatpants all day with a bottle of rum in my lap mouthing off to that 70 year old hag next door because she doesn’t like how loud I loop my 30 second porno sample clips. I told her I would pay for a subscription so the looping sounds wouldn’t be so frequent if only I could get a job. And how was I to know she knew what was playing anyhow? I always thought seniors were like children — they don’t understand what you’re doing anyway, so what’s the point in holding back when they’re around. As promised yesterday, here’s a weekend list of tunes that you’ve probably already heard and are sick of by now, but I’m sick of trying to find new music for you scenesters, so have a good weekend, try not to look down on too many people in jeans that aren’t as tight as yours, and remember to do lots of coke. I know I’m going to.

Songs To Get Drunk With (alternately titled: Songs To Kill People To)

Yelle - Amour Du Sol

Notorious BIG & Frank Sinatra - Come On - My Way Of Life

Chris Brown Ft. T-Pain - Drug Drug Kiss Kiss (Hood Internet Remix)

Rhianna - Don’t Stop The Music

VHS or BETA - Burn It All Down

Shout Out Louds - The Comeback (Ratatat Remix)

Bjork - Who Is It (Vitalic Remix)

Mobb Deep & Bobb Marely - Got It Twisted (Bobb Deep)

Calvin Harris - I Get All The Girls

I’ll see you tomorrow post drug-binge depression!
Edward H.

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Songs To Get Drunk With; The Weeknights Edition

Posted on November 29, 2007

may_whiskey201_450×278shkl.jpg This site has been lacking in the updates lately. Can’t really give you a reliable excuse other than I’ve been undoubtably and regrettably sober lately. Waking up without a hangover is an insult to my very existence — opening my eyes in the morning knowing that this is as good as I’m going to feel all day. At least with a hangover I have something to look forward to. Recovery from the night before, and finishing off the bottle on my night stand. Regardless! If you’re the sort that likes to pour booze down your throat alone on a weeknight, may I recommend the following selection, Songs To Get Drunk With; The Weeknights Edition (alternately titled: Songs To Kill Yourself To).

Oh Susanna - Tangled & Wild

Dustin Kensrue - Please Come Home

Lewis & Clarke - Bare Bones & Branches

The Wooden Sky - North Dakota (CBC Sessions)

Great Lake Swimmers - Backstage With Modern Dancers

Bon Iver - Re: Stacks

Red House Painters - Have You Forgotten

Matt Pond PA - Until The East Cost Ends

Tomorrow is Friday. I’m falling over tomorrow night — hopefully before then, I’m going to put up Songs To Get Drunk With; The Weekends Edition (alternately titled: Songs To Kill People To)

One more sleep,
Edward H.

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Coffee Snowboarding & The 60’s

Posted on November 24, 2007

I was enjoying a café con leche today at the JJ Bean on Main & 14th. If you know Vancouver, then you know how trendy the Main street area is; this particular coffeehouse is a prime scenester hangout. Why? Well they do serve a delicious cup of coffee, but they also play great music.

I caught myself listening to a rather wonderful song. I recognized it, but couldn’t pin point who it was. So naturally when I arrived home this evening I did my research and tracked it down. Turns out it had been on my computer all along, but had hidden itself in my growing song library.

I turned it up loud and rocked out.

Upon further investigation I realized that not only was the song produced in the late 60’s (and should have been included in the recent 60’s mixtape), but my good friend Joe Sexton used the track for his part in a recent snowboard film. A rather banger video section I might add; he does good grinds.

Child Support Is downloadable for $2.99 from the Defective Films website.

And here is the song you are anticipating so much (or not);

The Grass Roots - I’d Wait A Million Years

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Canadian Radio, Radio Canadien

Posted on November 7, 2007

I don’t know much about reviewing music. Mostly because it’s just a bunch of sad dudes crying into a microphone while high on drugs in order to sleep with girls — where as I only cry into a bottle of booze while high on drugs in order to sleep with girls. See. Nothing in common. My ability to review music aside, thanks to the year 2007 and CBC Radio, I am able to link it on the internet… which is nice. CBC has this online radio station with a big list of shows and in-studio sessions that have come through Canada. There are also podcasts you can subscribe to, or just stream from the site. If you’re really savvy, you can even register for a free account (yeah, it takes a few seconds — so you might want to just forget about it), and create your own playlists from any of the songs on the site.

CBC Radio 3

If you go check out the CBC Radio 3 site, and it’s not what you were looking for from Love & Rum on a Wednesday afternoon, don’t worry. I took out an insurance policy. Click on the image above to receive a big desktop sized image of Marissa Tomei. Nice.

11:24am, and not a sip,
Edward H.

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Silver Bikini, Silver Website

Posted on November 2, 2007

Silver Surfer

Now this is more than likely temporary — especially since I loved that god damned fur background so much; But unless you’re checking this from your Blackberry (because obviously the people that often visit this site are Blackberry website checking business professionals) you’ve probably noticed that this place is now all silvered up. I felt we needed to switch up from that last babe motif. Sure she was gorgeous, sure she was wearing fur, and sure none of us will ever sleep with her, but that doesn’t mean we can’t shop around. So there was this girl in my pseudo-porn photo folder (the real porn is on another premium site I run), and I just had to throw it up for your viewing pleasure. I probably don’t need to write much more than that. Lucas wrote a post below, and added a whole bunch of good music to keep you people occupied. Later today I’ll be adding some silver-bikini-removing songs for Friday Music Time Surprise.

Jessica Alba,
Edward H.

P.S. Keeping with aesthetics, I thought I’d throw up an image from that shit-bag of a movie, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.

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The Eleventh Month

Posted on November 1, 2007

Just so you know, I have priorities. I know it may be hard to believe, but making playlists for you isn’t at the top of my list. I’ve been focusing most of my energy on chasing girls, playing poker and chugging rum.

Being that it is thursday, and that it is the first of the month, I figured I might as well put up a couple of tracks. Tomorrow is friday, so i’ll get to down a bottle then, and head to the disco.

Oh, ya. Wintersleep tomorrow @ Dicks On Dicks. Should we?