Songs To Get Drunk With; The Weekends Edition

by Edward H

November 30, 2007

It took forever, but my dear friend Friday is here. It’s been a long week of sitting around masturbating to pregnant women while pretending to be busy at work. Sure I don’t actually have a job, and yeah maybe what I consider work is sitting at home in sweatpants all day with a bottle of rum in my lap mouthing off to that 70 year old hag next door because she doesn’t like how loud I loop my 30 second porno sample clips. I told her I would pay for a subscription so the looping sounds wouldn’t be so frequent if only I could get a job. And how was I to know she knew what was playing anyhow? I always thought seniors were like children — they don’t understand what you’re doing anyway, so what’s the point in holding back when they’re around. As promised yesterday, here’s a weekend list of tunes that you’ve probably already heard and are sick of by now, but I’m sick of trying to find new music for you scenesters, so have a good weekend, try not to look down on too many people in jeans that aren’t as tight as yours, and remember to do lots of coke. I know I’m going to.

Songs To Get Drunk With (alternately titled: Songs To Kill People To)

Yelle - Amour Du Sol

Notorious BIG & Frank Sinatra - Come On - My Way Of Life

Chris Brown Ft. T-Pain - Drug Drug Kiss Kiss (Hood Internet Remix)

Rhianna - Don’t Stop The Music

VHS or BETA - Burn It All Down

Shout Out Louds - The Comeback (Ratatat Remix)

Bjork - Who Is It (Vitalic Remix)

Mobb Deep & Bobb Marely - Got It Twisted (Bobb Deep)

Calvin Harris - I Get All The Girls

I’ll see you tomorrow post drug-binge depression!
Edward H.

With Love & Rum. Alcoholics: Anonymously.