Kelly Brook is a Babe, Dates Bald Man

Posted on May 21, 2008

Although her sweet mammaries and general existence are the main reason this site exists, I regret to say, this post is about men! Men from the band The Coast, and this is what Eye Weekly said…

…its pounding piano turning the sublime through the stopping and starting of guitars flaming out in peaceful whirls. Though “Song For Gypsy Rose Lee” features the Bono-esque falsetto of lead singer Ben Spurr, rest assured, it’s surprisingly artful.

Whatever the hell that means. I’ll break it down for you: Do you like guitars? Do you like raspy, kinda country, kinda rocking dudes, that are probably sleeping with more babes than you, but at the same time have highly addictive drug problems which serve as a constant precurser to heavy emotional problems and progressive thoughts of suicide? If so, grab the song below, cut up a few lines, and write a review like Eye Weekly did.

Floodlights, by The Coast

Well kids, it’s Wednesday, and I have a therapy appointment with Dr. Bottle,

Edward H.

With Love & Rum. Alcoholics: Anonymously.