Here to make friends? Not me!
Posted on July 9, 2008
I don’t know about you people out there on the internets, but I didn’t come here to make friends. And what do you know — I’m in luck! I think I’ve just found a group of people that I would really like to not make friends with:
Not your friend,
Edward H.
Filed Under America, I Hate My Dad, Reality TV Is Everything That Is Wrong With This Place, Why I Don't Own a TV, Woudn't Be Caught Dead | 16 Comments
Katy Perry kissed a girl, liked it
Posted on June 26, 2008
Katy Perry (the new and improved Avril Lavigne: Now with lipstick and tits!), has a song detaling her escapade into the world of sucking face with cherry chapstick, and can be quoted as saying,
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
Since Katy’s boyfriend was unavailable for comment, I feel as a man of honour that I can speak on his behalf. Unless he was off kissing boys (and liking it), I can tell you right now, sweets: he don’t mind it — but for posterity, and possibly a new angle for your next hit single: invite that guy along for the experiment. Carry the two… plus… one. What’s that? Oh just doing some math and science — something you wouldn’t understand.
MP3: I Kissed A Girl, by Katy Perry. Or View the video below:
Who doesn’t like when girls kiss girls,
Edward H.
P.S. I know Pittsburgh Slim does!
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